no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
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Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
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Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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