Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
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Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
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He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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