I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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