Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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