Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
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This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
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Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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