Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
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Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
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I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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