In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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