yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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