K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
The power of my boobs compel you
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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