You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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