Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
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there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
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Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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