We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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