she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
its liver damage thursday
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