Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
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dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
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dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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