the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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