quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
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I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
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Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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