On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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