I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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