apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
Randomize
