we have officially lost it.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
