like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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