don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
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Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
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It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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