doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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