Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
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