Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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