Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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