Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
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I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
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Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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