Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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