he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
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