Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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