they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
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