Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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