My hand turned me down
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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