No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
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I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
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just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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