words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
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They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
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Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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