I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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