It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
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You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
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I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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