ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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