apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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