I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
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dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
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Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
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