the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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