Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Me too!
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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