maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
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So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
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You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
My bed smells like the plague
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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