Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
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