Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
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