We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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