i don't plan on having that self control this summer
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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