just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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