it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
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Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
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You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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