You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I will pee on everything he values.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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