Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Randomize
