Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
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im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
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I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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