i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
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My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
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I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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