and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
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The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
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I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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